I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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