i already hear my dad disowning me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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