So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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