I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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