its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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