HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my being single is dangerous.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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