We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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