that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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