oh god the rape fog is back!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Houston, we have a squirter
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
