Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
