are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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