There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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