I would go down on you faster than GM stock
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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