Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
