"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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