I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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