Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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