but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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