Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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