But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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