i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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