I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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