I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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