is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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