if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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