True but thats because hes a fetus.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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