They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
