Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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