We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just googled if crying burns calories
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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