she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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