I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We left the knife in your bed.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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