I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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