You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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