what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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