i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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