He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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