OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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