its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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