Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i will never coherently bang her
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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