the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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