The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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