I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
