Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So many bounce houses so little time
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize