The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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