We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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