Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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