The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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