I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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