Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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