can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
