I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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