You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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