if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
